Rise

#Look at Thor guys#He uses hair rollers#It’s his secret#It and his conditioner made of the blood of his enemies

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andrea-the-great:

let’s rock like gentlemen by ~fallen-eye
Just realized I’m more excited about Dark Knight Rises than with my 18 birthday, that happens to be in the same month.

I choose my priorities wisely.

  • Me: You guys just don't get me. I just want to meet someone with the same sense of humor as me.
  • Friend: As pervert as you, you mean?
  • Me: ... You are my friend, what /that/ makes you?
  • Friend: A martyr.

sherlockian-spockian-who:

catgoboom:

#Did he just RP with someone because I think he’s just become my most favourite celebrity ever.

Oh my god he did. 

Everybody go home, Hiddles IS Loki’s biggest fangirl, we don’t even have a chance.

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The other day I slept. It was great.
— Thom Yorke, after being asked “what’s the most fun you had this week?”, 1994. (via michaelpalin)

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llanval:

monkeyscandance:

gnimaerd:

And then Fantasy Literature rides in on a unicorn and is like ‘COME ON SCI-FI. LET’S GO FIGHT DRAGONS ON THE MOON AND LEAVE THESE BORING BASTARDS WITH THEIR TEA.’

Art by Tom Gauld.

Bless this motherfucking post.
I should send this to every literature professor I have ever had, because fuck you, no one needs to read Moby Dick more than once. I love you Herman Melville, but your sentences hurt me.

llanval:

monkeyscandance:

gnimaerd:

And then Fantasy Literature rides in on a unicorn and is like ‘COME ON SCI-FI. LET’S GO FIGHT DRAGONS ON THE MOON AND LEAVE THESE BORING BASTARDS WITH THEIR TEA.’

Art by Tom Gauld.

Bless this motherfucking post.

I should send this to every literature professor I have ever had, because fuck you, no one needs to read Moby Dick more than once. I love you Herman Melville, but your sentences hurt me.

To know someone’s ipod, is to know their soul.
— I’m sorry but our playlists don’t match, dear. Me
Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “no”.
➜ Rabble: Let's have a chat, kiddos

rabbleprochoice:

There is not a single popular thing that isn’t problematic. You would be hard pressed to find a celebrity, television show, piece of music, or book that doesn’t have some kind of problem with it.

Harry Potter is a great book series that teaches kids about friendship, love, sacrifice and courage…

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ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

strange-reality:

ourdeathswillstopnothing:






Because people tend to forget he committed genocide more than once. 

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

strange-reality:

ourdeathswillstopnothing:

Because people tend to forget he committed genocide more than once. 

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